Episode 66 – The One Where Commander Cody Issue The Order…

In this week’s show, episode 66, Beyonce crashes her own funeral after Ted Cruz murders her face with Flint’s water.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while !Xu (sky god of the Bushmen of southern Africa who is invoked in illness) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying their patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that because the world is 52% women, I can confidently say I have a bigger dick than more than half the planet.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Xingu (shin-goo) Black Beer – Cervejaria Kaiser

  • BA Link: bit.ly/20d7vzX
  • BA Rating: 79
  • Style: Schwarzbier
  • ABV: 4.70%
  • Aaron: 8
  • Jenn: :S
  • Shea: 8
  • Steve: 8

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

  • No new patrons or iTunes makes Shea sad…
  • Jenn’s out this week with the plague, wish her well on iTunes by leaving a review!
  • Steve was on Atheism 101 this week with Matt & Tim. Check it out at atheism101podcast.com
  • This Website Will Help You Officially Resign from the Mormon Church – quitmormon.com
  • Dan Beecher of “Thank God I’m Atheist” will be our guest next week.
  • Drunk Dial Line: 513–760–0463

Headlines

This Week’s Stories

Patreon story

A new church Emerges in Tanzania where pastor must not touch the ground until the end of the sermon! – bit.ly/1PQhedX

Aaron’s Story

Instead of Helping Flint, Michigan Republicans Just Passed a Bill That Makes Anal Sex Illegal – bit.ly/1PQhfyC

Shea’s Ted Talk

This week my news feed was full of awesome things I didn’t know about Ted Cruz so I want to take a minute to teach you what I have learned.

  • Neurologist explains why it’s hard to look at Ted Cruz’s creepy ‘unsettling’ face – bit.ly/1PQh9qM
  • Ted Cruz college classmates ‘horrified’ he might become president – bit.ly/1PGoSEj
    • Craig Mazin, a screenwriter and Cruz’s former roommate has some things to say – bit.ly/1PGoJk5
  • ‘He’s possessed by a demon’: Man attempts exorcism on Ted Cruz during campaign event Patreon Cut – bit.ly/1PQh4Dv
  • TrusTed Cruz – bit.ly/1PGoDJe

This Weeks Promoted SON Member

Secular Yakking

Next Week’s Beer

Hop Syndrome Lager – Epic Brewing Company

  • BA Link: bit.ly/1PQgTbk
  • BA Rating: 81
  • Style: American Pale Lager
  • ABV: 5.00% ABV

Faith In Humanity Restored

New Law Forbids Food Waste, Supermarkets Must Donate Unsold Items To Charities & Food Banks – bit.ly/1T97QED

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Bonus Cat Video

Archer PI – bit.ly/1PGord3